serenafuckingsmythe liked your photoset 

carsonsloan:

Do you like fatties food, Serena?

More than I could even say, Carson.

serenafuckingsmythe started following you 

kurtelhummel:

serenafuckingsmythe:

KURTIOUS! Where have you been all my life, you perfect human being?

Off being fabulous without you unfortunately. I miss my partner in crime.

I think that’s the most tragic thing I’ve ever heard, darling. I need to see you soon. I’m going into serious Kurt withdrawals. 

Really, Coach? 

seniorlopez:

serenafuckingsmythe:

N00b? I’m sorry, but are we twelve years old? Also, don’t worry up me being able to keep up, sweetheart. There’s a reason that Coach decided to add me to the team: I work hard and I’m damn good. As for my brother, watch what you say.

You become an asset to Brittz and I and we sweep through Nationals like we did two years ago?  Well, you’ll be all right in my book.  You work hard?  That’s good, because Coach Sylvester doesn’t accept anything less.  As for your brother?  You need to find his leash.  Walk around McKinley tomorrow, you’ll see.  The Cheerios are on top.  You’re lucky to be in.  We rule this school.  And there’s a reason I’m Head Cheerio.  You’ll learn.

Nationals? Done and done, sweetheart. I won’t go down without a fight, Lopez. I’m looking forward to it. Ruling the school is a personal strength of mine. 

So. Hello there, weird people. 

carsonsloan:

serenafuckingsmythe:

It’d be safer to say that the people are Lima are weird. What’s up with that, anyways? 

Hey, the name’s Serena. 

I could say the same. I just moved to this shitty town and I absolutely think, 95% of the persons are annoying.

Nice to meet you, Serena. That’s such a nice name.

Ah, another newbie. Finally. What brings you to the center of this shitverse? I couldn’t agree more.

I like you already, Carson. Yours is pretty fucking badass. 

sebastianthegreatx:

Yes it wont be long tell i am joining the ranks of the public school with you and everyone. Yes that boy with the perfect sexy hair. I am dating him now , we just got back from Paris too.

Can’t wait, Seb. I wouldn’t exactly call it sexy, but whatever floats your boat. Paris? Damn. Us Smythes do dating right. 

serenafuckingsmythe started following you 

kurtelhummel:

SERENA! 

KURTIOUS! Where have you been all my life, you perfect human being?

So. Hello there, weird people. 

carsonsloan:

Sounds like a pretty accurate description.